Friday, 25 October 2013

PRESIDENT JONATHAN HAD SHOES , HE LIED TO US .

During the campaign of president Good luck jonathan, he made us understand that he 'HAD NO SHOES' but it has been revealed by an old photo of his that he had shoes.
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Sunday, 20 October 2013

THE PREACHER VS THE QUEEN OF THE COAST - by Don Norman Obinna.

As you are about to read this column, thank God wholeheartedly if you are among those he has delivered from boarding public buses. The menace associated with this act, to say the least is exasperating. Apart from the
driver's/conductor's nuisance which you have no choice but to tolerate, you also have these obnoxious and guileful brown envelop carrying preachers to contend with. Apparently, religion has become the opium of
the people simply because of the government dereliction of its statutory obligations. The more people are impoverished, the more they become impressionable to all sorts of messages in the name of the gospel. The more
unemployment accelerates the more young men and women resorts to self-serving preaching as a means of survival. It is so loathsome to say the least that this is
done without considerations for the passengers' suscepi- bilities. Beside the badly spoken English language mostly used by some of them to convey the message and. saliva often poured on passengers sitting close-by, the content of their messages are oftentimes contradictory to the real gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. My experience inside these public buses these past few weeks my car broke down upon my return from Abia state because of bad roads is not palatable at all but, at least I found this particular one very interesting to share with you on this column. The day was Friday last week and the weather also was not too convivial. I hurriedly boarded a bus heading to Ikeja from Obalende, to at least avoid
being drenched by the rain which at that point had already started drizzling. Sitting beside me was a young man wearing a faded but well ironed suit probably in his 40's. As the bus was about to move, this young man stood up and greeted everyone in the bus. His
mission was to preach the gospel which according to him, he has been doing for the past 20 years. As he was about to commence preaching, he ordered the men putting on caps to put them off, while the women he commanded to cover their heads as a sign of respect to the presence of God which he boasted was already over flowing in the bus. I was totally dismayed by the alacrity with which almost everybody in the bucomplied with this command. After the praying bout and
indecipherable tongue speaking, the shout of "Halleluiah" rented the entire bus as he commanded passengers to wave their problems away by waving unto the Lord. Trust Nigerians, the compliance was very
tremendous. Buoyed by this, he commandingly introduced himself as a prophet of God sent to deliver people, especially passengers from bondage and
accident causing demons. He indirectly derided the passengers as people of little faith and challenged God to physically manifest his power in this bus if indeed he is God's servant. His preaching to those willing to listen was on the powers and the manipulations of evil forces and marine spirits. As we got to the middle of Third Mainland Bridge, he stopped the preaching abruptly
and started mumbling. Quietly but with a strong voice he said, "I perceived the presence of the queen of the Coast in this bus". Gullibly some shouted, "The blood of
Jesus". At this point, the prophet violently began to bind and loose and subsequently demanded that all eyes should be closed. Suddenly there was this horrific scream which interrupted the prayer and forced
every eyes opened. Behold, it emanated from a beautiful, fair in complexion and smartly dressed lady sitting
at the rear seat of the LT 35 bus. With her eyes ablaze with contrived anger and contorted face, she pointed at the so called man of God and declared, "This is my
territory and how dare you think you can stop me? You dare not disparage my kingdom henceforth, understand! She yelled at the prophet. In fact, you must be extremely discernable to understand that this was a
contrived plot ingeniously executed by two guile fellows just to extort gullible and unsuspecting passengers in the name of God. At this point, there was an uneasy calm inside the bus; passengers were already jittery,
especially those sitting at the rear seat with the so called queen of the coast. Expectedly the prophet replied in a commanding tune "shut up you blood sucking demon from the marine world. I come against you in the name
of our Lord Jesus". With her eyes fixed on the preacher, the lady laughed scornfully and wanted to utter some words, but the so called prophet cuts in. "I seal your mouth with heavenly super glue. And by the power
vested upon me as the oracle of Jehovah the most high God, I put you into temporary sleep in the mighty name of Jesus" he commanded. But trust Nigerians, almost
everybody was too nervous to chorus Amen, at least not in the middle of the lagoon. It will be like insulting someone right in her compound. "God of Elijah, Fireeeeeeeeeee," He thundered. Lifting his hands above his shoulders he continued, Jehovah ! No be you bi the snake wey dey swallow snake? The burning fire, oya! Gbooosshhaa! After putting up a little resistance, the mighty queen of the coast staggered a bit and suddenly fell into sleep as commanded by the prophet. Much to the relief of the passengers, especially those at the rear seat who kept shouting, "Thank you Jesus". Buoyed by the
ingenuousness of the passengers the prophet continued, "The Lord did not lead me into this bus accidentally. I am here to save your souls from this blood sucking demon from hell". Pointing at the queen of the coast, he
continued. Her plan was to cause a fatal accident and subsequently remit blood to her insatiable kingdom, but the Lord has a counter plan." Praise the Lord" he thundered in heavily Edo accent. But people responded
pragmatically. In fact, the passengers' subservience to this prophet was so nauseating to say the least. The fact that almost everyone acted as if they were under spell made me quiver with anger. I shook my head in disbelief; does this mean that Nigerians go to church in vain? I mumbled to myself rhetorically. At least the
bible is replete with compendious information about God and his modus operandi. No wonder the bible says "my people perished because of lack of knowledge". I concluded frustratingly. After some abracadabra and fake spiritual demonstrations, the prophet cleared his
throat and began to prophesy, this time in outdated English language reminiscent of the King James Version. "There is a man in this bus, who loves everything and anything in skirt. Repent ye son of man for the anger of
God is come upon ye and your end shall be worst than your beginning". He warned repeatedly. With his eyes firmly closed and arms fidgety he continued, "There is a young lady in this bus whose plan is to spend this
weekend with a man who is not her husband. Thou shall try it not as ye may not be alive to tell the story". But before he could conclude the statement; the gullible had shouted, "It is not my portion in Jesus name".
My frustration grew further at this point; how can people be so dumb? Of course a man having so many bed partners or a lady planning to spend weekend in a man's house on a Friday are commonly acceptable social activities in Lagos; albeit religious people
who will argue on the contrary. So it is expected that a bus carrying approximately 23 passengers will have all manner of people on board. I was so disappointed that people could not figure out that this man was psychologically manipulating them in the name of God.
As I sat still pondering the matter with my eyes fixed on the so called prophet, he sneaked a surreptitious glance at me. Absolutely noticing my slightly protruded
stomach, he continued. "Thank you Jesus. Oh! There is a young man here with a pot-belly, hummmmm! How long shall thou continue to imbibe alcohol? I see death coming like a whirled wind. But thank God your
deliverance has come. It shall not be your portion, in the mighty name of Jesus" he shouted. The chorus of Amen like a thunder rented the bus once again to my sheer
trepidation. At this point I was indignant and was almost stirred to protest, but quickly subjected my
temperament under control. Apparently aware of my disposition, the so called prophet threw a light-hearted banter just to placate me and also ameliorate the almost tensed atmosphere in the bus. Noticing that he was running out of time, he hurriedly asked everyone to bow down their heads for prayer. After the prayer, he
afterward brought out a large quantity of brown envelops and cajoled passengers to give cheerfully to the Lord of harvest who is seeking for that faithful person to bless abundantly according to his riches in Christ
Jesus. Absolutely astonished by the passengers'
response, he tactically admonished them on the power of seed. And thereafter challenge them to try God with their seeds. He mentioned all kinds of seed and their ripple effects and encouraged the passengers not to
miss this wonderful opportunity with the Lord for a last minute miracle. Of course the acquiescence was amazing. Smiling, he asked everybody to lift their hands up for benediction. As he shouted in the name of Jesus, behold there was a heavy sneeze; alas, the queen of the coast is back to consciousness again staring at everyone to the consternation of the passengers. As he turned his attention towards her, he amorously asked, "Are you ready for your salvation now"? Humbly the
queen of the coast nodded in affirmative. "Are you ready to abjure marine spirit and accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour"? The prophet asked, this time more intimately. Yes, she replied covering her face with her
palm." Do you desire a total deliverance from the marine world"? He asked yet again, encouraging her to speak up. Crying, she replied "yes". "In that case you will follow me to my church immediately" he ordered the
lady. At this point, the prophet leapt for joy and
ordered everybody to put their hands together for the Lord. As this was going on, he beckoned the queen of the coast to rise onto her feet and follow him. He gleefully
thanked everybody in the bus for granting himaudience. And the next thing we heard was, "driver owa oooO! 7up mo ti fe bole. I could not help but laugh uncontrollably as the queen of the coast hurriedly alighted from the bus with her man. Did I hear
someone say 'a perfect drama filled with contrivances of plot? ' Lagos na waa!
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KENDRICK LAMAR WINS BEST INT'L ACT AT MOBO AWARDS.

2013 MOBO awards which held yesterday at Glasgow's new Hydro Arena in Scotland. Congrats to all the nominees and winners. Continue to see the full list of
winners...

Full list of winners

Best African Act – Fuse ODG
Best Album – 'Home', Rudimental
Best Female in association with Tresor Paris –
Laura Mvula
Best Gospel – Lurine Cato
Best International Act – Kendrick Lamar
Best Jazz – Sons of Kemet
Best Male – Wiley
Best Newcomer in association with HTC – Krept
& Konan
Best Reggae Act – Sean Paul
Best RnB/Soul Act – Laura Mvula
Best Song in association with PRSforMusic – 'La
La La', Naughty Boy
Best UK Hip Hop/Grime - Tinie Tempah
Best Video in association with SBTV - 'La La La',
Naughty Boy
Be MOBO – Stephen Lawrence Trust

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Friday, 18 October 2013

Thursday, 17 October 2013

OFFICIAL ALBUM ART FOR OLAMIDE'S "Baddest Guy Ever Liveth "

Official Album Art and release date for OLAMIDE's "Baddest Guy Ever Liveth" Album has been announced, it drops on November 7th 2013.very hot dude
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PHOTO OF THE DAY

LESSON : Learn to help the needy even if they look better of than you.
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Monday, 14 October 2013

PRESIDENT JONATHAN'S MESSAGE TO THE MUSLIMS

As our Muslim faithfuls celebrate EIDEL-KABIR today president Goodluck Jonathan has urged muslims to continue. To meditate on the immense benefit of honesty,selflessness,tolerance &Peacefull coexistence to Nigeria
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BETTER DAYS AHEAD FOR KCee "Limpopo Crooner"

Limpopo crooner KCee, yesterday departed ABUJA in style alongside his Manager HARRY SONG. Hmmm, Better days are indeed here for the "ASO ROCK" boy.
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Friday, 4 October 2013

PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN GRIEF's FOR YESTERDAYS CRASH VICTIMS.

The president of federal republic of Nigeria , president Goodluck jonathan grief's for the victims of the associate airline crash victims. JONATHAN has condoned with the families of those who died in the Plane Crash in LAGOS &also ordered For full investigation of the crash by relevant authorities

Thursday, 3 October 2013

PHOTO OF THE DAY; GOVERNOR AREGBESOLA GOES TO SCHOOL

The governor rocks a school uniform, it looks good on him tho.

PHOTO OF LATE EX- ONDO GOVERNOR'S COFFIN AFTER THE CRASH.

This is the photo of the coffin of the late ONDO state EX Governor, Olusegun Agagu after the plane crash of the Associate airline which was bound for Akure. May the souls of the Departed Rest in peace (RIP)

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

AN OKADA MAN PAID PRY 6 STUDENT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER

Wonders shall never cease . An Okada rider in Tanke Ilorin kwara state wooed a Pry 6 girl to have sex with him. The okada rider was spotted with the pry 6 student this morning as they were moving into an uncompleted building , The middle aged Okada man whose name has not been released yet said he gave the little girl 250 naira to have sex with him. The girl agreed to have sex with the man @ 250 naira price . We are yet to ascertain if it is actually a rape case or if there was really a mutual agreement between the two of them Both of them were handed over to the police. The young man claimed to be a graduate of History from UNILORIN. Got the info from an eye witness , More updates are still coming on the story.

Thursday, 5 September 2013

SAMUEL ETO'O ABOUT TO MAKE HISTORY.

Mourinho as a coach has won the italian Seria A with Inter milan, he won the La liga with Real Madrid, He has also won the English Premier league with chelsea foot ball club. Jose Mourinho is the current Chelsea coach and made some signings before the. transfer window closed, the Signing of Samuel Eto'o fils by Mourinho was not a mistake because history is about to be made. Jose mourinho has won the Seria A , La Liga and the EPL . Samuel ETO'o has won the Seria A, and La Liga as a footballer , his move to chelsea will motivate him to lift the English premier league making him the first player ever to accomplish such, that is winning three different leagues.
It was at the Nou Camp that Eto'o elevated himself into the upper echelons of the world's best players, scoring for fun for the Catalans - with 125 strikes to his name in just 183 games. His impact was immediate as his goals helped Barca win the La Liga title in 2005 and then the Champions League in 2006. Injuries hampered his development, but Eto'o was imperious in the Catalans' treble winning 2008-09 season, netting 34 goals in 44 appearances in all competitions.

But with a plethora of talent around him, coach Pep Guardiola decided Eto'o was surplus to requirements and traded him in for Zlatan Ibrahimovich in a move that saw the Cameroon forward move to the San Siro, where he continued to display his scoring exploits in Serie A. Wanting a new challenge, he earned himself a lucrative move to cash-rich Anzhi, where he became the highest paid player in football.

At international level, Eto'o has excelled and is Cameroon's all-time leading scorer with 42 goals in 87 games.

WAEC SLAMS 5 YEAR JAIL TERM ON ANY CANDIDATE CAUGHT IN MAL PRACTICE.

WAEC SLAMS 5 YEAR JAIL TERM ON ANY candidate caught indulging in examination malpractice in any part of the Country risks a minimum of 5years imprisonment or N200,000 fine or both so every WAEC candidate should shun all form of mal practice.

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

I GO DIE AND FAMILY PLAYING GOLF

I Go Die, one of Nigeria top comedian knows the importance of family as he shares a picture of he and family playing golf.

GOV.SULLIVAN CHIME DONATES VEHICLES TO SSS IN ENUGU STATE.

As part of his policy of providing essential support to security agencies in Enugu State, Governor Sullivan Chime has handed over three brand new KIA Saloon cars and three Hilux patrol Vans to the State Command of the State Security Service, SSS.
At a brief ceremony held at the Government House on Wednesday, the Governor, represented by his Special Adviser on Security, Mr. Richard Chime said the vehicles were intended to assist the SSS in its operations.
He noted that security would be hard to obtain without effective intelligence gathering mechanism, and expressed hope that the vehicles would support the efforts of the SSS.
Chime further assured that the government would continue to pay prior attention to security matters to ensure that the state remained a safe and secure place for both social and business activities to thrive.
Receiving the vehicles the State Director of SSS, Mr. Victor Duru commended Governor Chime for his unwavering commitment to the entrenchment of security and peace in the state, which according to him, had led to its being regarded as one of the safest states in the country.
He also praised what he described as the Governor's "noiseless but relentless" efforts at bringing about a rapid and comprehensive development of the state saying that his achievements in this regard was also helping to enhance the security situation in the state

WIZKID GAY??

Whao a reader sent this picture to me hahahahahahahahah what are we not going to see in this country.

NATURAL WAYS TO KEEP YOUR TEETH WHITE.

We've all been told to avoid red wine, dark berries, and black coffee in our quests for pearly whites; but what about foods that actually brighten your smile? Try these
natural solutions for a brilliant beam.

STRAWBERRIES
They may be bright red, but malic acid, a chief component of this summery fruit, acts as a natural astringent to remove surface tooth discoloration, says Dr. Irwin Smigel, president of the American Society for Dental Aesthetics.

SEEDS AND NUTS
Chewing these lightly abrasive, hard foods rubs plaque and stains off the surface of teeth, says Dr. Matthew Messina, a spokesperson for the American Dental
Association.

ONIONS
Although they may not be the ideal pre-date snack, the notoriously bad-for-breath alliums could be beneficial to teeth. Because they're colourless, they won't cause surface stains, says Messina, adding that after eating them, you're more likely to brush, which is a surefire way to get whiter teeth

APPLES
Apples' crispiness strengthens gums, andtheir high water content increases saliva production, dispersing and neutralising colonies of bacteria that lead to bad breath
and plaque, says Smigel.

BAKING SODA
Take a toothpaste break and try brushing with this common ingredient. Baking soda is a base, like bleach, notes Messina, and the 'soda,' which is actually a form of salt, is a mild abrasive that works to scrub off plaque and surface stains.

BROCCOLI
Throw some raw broccoli into your lunch-the florets will scrub the surface of teeth, giving them a briefandnatural midday brush.

WATER
Drink lots of water to keep your mouth hydrated and your smile bright, advises Smigel, who recommends sipping and swishing between glasses of wine and when eating dark, pigmented foods to prevent staining.

Monday, 2 September 2013

THE BIGGEST YATCH EVER TO COST ABOUT $605 MILLION- TRULY A SUPERYATCH.

In the billionaire boat wars, a new record holder is making waves. The Emirati royal family has run the Russians aground with its seaworthy superbeast: The brand-new ship Azzam, at 590 feet, overshadows the Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's yacht, Eclipse, by 57 feet. The bigger boat came at a price: According to CNN, just to build the thing cost $605 million. And that doesn't include the cost for upkeep, which can be 10 percent of the boat's price, per year. Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, president of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu Dhabi, is reportedly the owner, according to the Telegraph. The boat is big — much bigger than a football field and larger than some cruise ships. And relatively speaking, it's fast. It is said to reach speeds of
up to 30 knots, or about 35 mph, making it one of the fastest superyachts on the seas. Although no details of what lies inside have been forthcoming, clues could
come from the Eclipse yacht, which boasts features that sound like something a James Bond supervillain
would own: an armor-plated master suite, two swimming pools, two helipads, a mini submarine, and even its own
missile defense system. The luxe ship, which the website Super Yachts calls "the most challenging and complex yacht ever built," was also built in record time: just three years and a year of engineering. Engineer Mubarak Saad al Ahbabi assembled and directed the team. Lurssen developed Azzam's technical engineering, Nauta Yachts designed the exterior, and Christophe Leoni designed the interior.

AN OPEN LETTER TO WIZKID

I'm one of your biggest fans. Right from "Holla at your boy" era till date. Well Wizkid, I'm Writing to both congratulate and criticise you. (Please don't call me poor.. Ma Binu) First of all, congratulations on your Star Boy
producer-filled records, it is a huge step to take but it still baffles me why you left your guy Banky W and EME well I don't wanna go into that. You are no doubt a very talented musician with a very nice voice that drives the ladies gaga and some dudes too. You've really improved, your voice is now very mature and you are now doing collabos with legends like Femi Kuti (Jaiye Jaiye). That song is
always on repeat on my playlist, cool song, and nice beat, guess it was Legendary on the beat, and then you did a freestyle, Juru, that song dey scatter head, the beat is mesmerising. Then lets come to your international Collabo you did with Nigerian US based Rapper Wale AKA MR. Folarin. The song was cool tho but the beat wasn't right, sorry, I mean the producer wasn't right. Legendary beat shouldn't have produced that song; he made you sound bad man, making your normal empty lyrics very obvious. According to my friend JV "Don Jazzy would have been a better producer or even best, a foreign producer". Anyways, Kudos to Mr Folarin he totally killed the verses…."Show me your Kokose" That is a classic tune, the feature on Sound Sultan latest "Kokose". You def killed the Chorus, Legendary beat was on point, then Sound Sultan na boss before na. He totally killed it in a unique. way. There is no doubt that you are the King of Hook in. Nigeria. Keep up the good work, though i think you should. review that your name; you no longer a kid (Just Saying)
*Runs away….. From Your Biggest Fan….

Friday, 30 August 2013

SKIPPING BREAKFAST INCREASES RISK OF HEART DISEASE.

Skipping breakfast can raise your chances of developing heart disease, new research suggests. During the 16-year study, 7.3% of participants who reported regularly missing breakfast were diagnosed with coronary heart disease. Among their breakfast- eating counterparts 5.8% were diagnosed with CHD, amounting to a 27% relative reduction in risk. Eric Rimm, a professor of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health and a senior author of the study, told me: "The study group was more healthy than the general population, but the risk increase in those missing breakfast is still
relevant. It's a factor roughly equivalent to the difference between exercising two or three times a week and not at all. "These findings overwhelmingly point to a very positive public health message: if you'd like to decrease your chance of heart disease, then you should definitely eat breakfast." Previous studies have highlighted breakfast's importance for lowering "associated risk factors" for CHD, such as diabetes, obesity, high blood pressure and cholesterol. Until now, however, a direct link to CHD has never been made. Rimm said: "There are lots of studies exploring the short-term health effects of skipping breakfast but ours was the first to look at those long-term, confirming a high relative
risk of heart disease for skippers." The researchers analysed questionnaire data and health outcomes for 26,902 male health professionals, aged 45-82. During the 16-year study period, 1,572 new cases of CHD were diagnosed. (Interestingly, although only 1.5% of the participants reported eating late at night, those who did were found to have a 55% increase in risk of CHD.) The results are published this week in the American journal Circulation. Despite only men being analysed, the results are thought to have wider implications, said Rimm. "We do have a parallel studyrunning which looks at similar factors in women, and the early results may be indicating the effects on diabetes, weight gain and blood
pressure are actually stronger than those in men … I think that lifestyle factors tend to be stronger in women than men. Women with diabetes, for instance, tend to have a higher risk of heart attack than men with diabetes." The study outlined how participants who missed breakfast had similar calorie intakes to those who did not,suggesting they ate more at later points in the day. The problem, Rimm said, is that this concentrated calorie intake over fewer meals puts"unnecessary stress" on the body, creating unhealthily large spikes of blood glucose that would be reduced by smaller, more frequent meals. Victoria Taylor, a senior dietitian at the British Heart Foundation, said: "In the morning rush it can be all too easy to skip breakfast, but this study suggests this could have a bigger impact on our health than we might think. "However, these researchers only looked at men aged over 45, so we would need to see further research to confirm that breakfast has the same impact on the heart health of
other groups of people."Rim acknowledges this point, but points out that other studies have found similarly adverse effects on younger people of skipping breakfast. More difficult in this study, Rimm said, was accounting for lifestyle differences between skippers and eaters, such as smoking, alcohol consumption and exercise. "We took those into account to the best of our abilities but of course there's still a chance that there are some residual effects that we can't account for statistically," he said."We realise this is only an observational study, but what we're seeing is probably more causation than correlation - if only because there's a whole body of literature now that suggests a biological phenomenon related to skipping breakfast."

EATING FISH REDUCES RISK OF SUFFERING CHRONIC DISEASES

Eating a weekly portion of salmon or regular servings of other fish such as cod could cut the risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis by more than half, research shows.
The omega-3 fatty acids in fish, especially oily fish, explain the dramatic drop in someone's chances of developing the chronic inflammatory disease that blights the life of an estimated 690,000 Britons. The Swedish study, reported in the Annals of the Rheumatic Diseases medical journal, is the latest authoritative endorsement by
medical researchers of fish's protective role against a range of illnesses. Consumption once a week of salmon or other fatty fish such as trout, kippers ormackerel reduces the risk of rheumatoid arthritis by 52%, according to researchers led by Professor Alice Wallin, of the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm. Eating lean fish such as cod, tinned tuna or haddock four times a week also confers the same benefit, they found. But they said that someone has to sustain such intake of fish for at least 10 years to enjoy the dramatic drop in their chances of. developing a condition which causes pain and swelling in joints. Long-term consumption of any type of fish. at least once a week is also useful, and is associated with a 29% lower risk of the disease, they added.

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

WILL JUAN MATA JOIN ARSENAL?


Red, white or blue? Will Mata join Arsenal? Or Spurs Or stay at Chelsea?
Red, white or blue? Will Mata join Arsenal? Or Spurs Or stay at Chelsea?

Arsene Wenger has claimed Juan Mata is up for sale - and admitted he likes him.
Chelsea playmaker Mata's father, and agent, Juan Senior was in the Emirates directors' box for the Gunners' Champions League win over Fenerbahce on Tuesday, and Wenger admitted later that he "may" have been a guest of the London club.It was an intriguing subplot to Arsenal's progress into the group phase, which came at a "heavy price" because Lukas Podolski, Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsey all suffered injuries to leave manager Wenger in even greater need of new signings.Podolski could be out for up to five weeks.
Mata, also linked with Arsenal's arch-rivals Tottenham, was an unused substitute in Chelsea's Monday night draw with Manchester United.
Wenger, who came close to signing Mata two years ago before he went to Chelsea, said: "Well, yes. I like him.

CHELSEA COMPLETES SIGNING OF WILLIAN AHEAD OF BAYERN CLASH.


New Blue: Chelsea have completed the signing of Willian
New Blue: Chelsea have completed the signing of Willian

Chelsea have confirmed they have completed the transfer of Willian, after the Brazilian was today granted a work permit.
The 25-year-old has signed on a five-year deal from Russian club Anzhi Makhachkala for a reported £30million and will wear the number 22 shirt at Stamford Bridge.
"I'm very happy to be here, it's been a dream of mine to come and play here," the winger told the Chelsea website.
"Chelsea are one of the best clubs in the world, and now I'm going to play for one of the best managers in the world, so I'm very happy and looking forward to it."
This comes after the Blues pipped Tottenham to the signature of former Corinthians man who has been capped twice for Brazil.

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

WHAT IS THE COST OF A FEMININE TEAR DROP?

Research shows that there is no tear drop more expensive than that of females.

LET'S ANALYSE TOGETHER.
When a single tear drop comes out, It first mixes with 'Loreal' eyeliner (N850) 'Dior' mascara (N1,000 ) Then when it rolls down the cheek It mixes with 'D&G' blusher (N2,500)… wets Loreal bronze (N1,500)...
Black Opral loose powder (N3,000)...
Disfigures Marykay foundation (N1,600)
Finally when it touches the lips
It gets mixed with
Marykay lipstick(N3,500 )… This means that a single drop
Is running about N13, 950naira.!!!

Sunday, 25 August 2013

NEW TEAMS IN THE EPL DOMINATES

The English premier league which kicked off on August 17 2013 is springing surprises as newly promoted sides like Hull city and Cardiff city bagged all 3 points this weekend. Newly promoted side Hull city defeated Norwich with a goal to nill on saturday afternoon while Cardiff city on sunday afternoon defeated premier league giants Manchester City 3 goals to 2 with goals from Aron Gunnarsson in the 60th minute and brace from Fraizer Campbel in the 79th and 87th minutes saw the home side with a 3 - 2 defeat over Man City .Goals from Edin Dzeko in the 52nd and a goal from Alvaro Negredo in the 90 th minute saw the visiting side with a 3-2 defeat. How long will these newly promoted sides continue to show their Prowess in the EPL, Only time will tell.

HOW SAFE IS ARIK AIR?

The state of insecurity in Nigeria is of great concern and every sector in Nigeria needs to be at alert .The state of carelessness of ARIK air which is considered to be the best airline in Nigeria that operates local flight was revealed yesterday as a young teenager stowed away into a flight from Benin city in Edo state Nigeria bound for Lagos . The young boy was seen as the passengers were alighting from the aircraft and was immediately handed over to the security operatives in the Airport. This incident tells us how careless our Airline operatives are , I still cant believe that ARIK air can be this careless. It means that a member of the Boko haram sect can stow away into any Airplane and blow it up . This incident should be an eye opener to our Airline Operatives including other sectors of the economy to take security serious. The question now is how safe is ARIK air?

Saturday, 24 August 2013

FG DISBURSES 130 BILLION NAIRA TO NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES

THE Federal Government has ordered the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), to immediately return back to classrooms as all issues are being resolved. Government's position was anchored on its release of the N130 billion covering N30 billion for earned allowance of lecturers and N100 billion for infrastructural upgrade for public universities yesterday in Abuja. The contentious N92 billion earned allowances as demanded by ASUU cannot be released as government said it is a merited allowance, which should be determined by council of various universities. It has therefore directed the various councils to put machineries in place to determine lecturers who merit the earned allowance and begin payments accordingly. Speaking at a meeting with Pro-Chancellors and Vice Chancellors of public universities in the country, Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Anyim
Pius Anyim stated: " We are pleased to say that the committee has completed its work and the report has been approved by the Federal Executive Council and the
National Economic Council. The President has set up the Governor Suswan Committee for its implementation. N100 billion has been harnessed for the committee's
disbursement and 61 universities in the country are benefiting from this take-off programme. "Traditionally, universities pay this to deserving staff but because of the amount which ASUU claims as arrears, government decided to assist the university councils to pay. It should be noted that government did not receive any computation of amount involved until February 2013. By this. computation, ASUU is claiming N92 billion as arrears for three years' payment based on percentage range of between 15 and 20 per cent of personal cost." Chairman, Committee of Pro-Chancellors of Federal Universities, Prof. Kimse Okoko, commended government for its efforts. Okoko called on chancellors to use the funds judiciously while appealing to ASUU to call off the strike.
Prof. Mohammed Hamise, Chairman of the Committee of Vice-Chancellors commended government for the N30 billion to university councils to defray the arrears of the peculiar allowances.

Thursday, 22 August 2013

FG - ASUU TALKS CRASH - FG NOT READY TO END STRIKE AFTER 10 UNSUCCESFUL MEETINGS

After 10 unsuccessful meetings with the Federal Government, the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, yesterday said government was not ready to end the 8-week-old strike, lamenting thatgovernment displayed dishonesty and lack of integrity during negotiations.
At a briefing in Lagos, ASUU's President, Dr. Isa Faggae, claimed that government had declared it would not implement the agreed injection of funds to revitalise the public universities, but was only making a dubious
statement of supporting some universities with N100 billion. He said: "Government had also declared that
it will not pay university academics their earned allowances which accumulated from2009 to 2013. Rather, it is talking about providing N30 billion to assist various
Governing Councils of Federal Universities to defray the arrears of N92 billion owed to all categories of staff in the university system." Narrating the union's experience at the last meeting with the Government held on Monday,
Faggae said: ASUU was shocked by the level. of deceit, dishonesty, and lack of integrity. displayed by the Government. Never in the history of ASUU-Government relations have we, as a union, ever experienced the kind of volte-face exhibited by Government. At one stage in the interaction, the Secretary to the Government Federation ridiculed the agreement, the MoU and the Needs Assessment Report, mocking the Minister of
Education to "go and give them N400 billion," at which members of the government scornfully laughed."
He argued that the Governor Gabriel Suswam-led Implementation Committee was being used as smokescreen to "deceive ASUU, Nigerian students and their parents, as well as other unsuspecting members of the public on the purportedly released N100 billion for the implementation of the Needs Assessment Report.

BEHIND THE SCENE PHOTOS OF PHYNO MAN OF THE YEAR VIDEO SHOOT.

To all Phyno's fans OBAGO (Man of the year) video , the video of phyno's Man of the year video was shot in Enugu state, Nigeria. The video was Directed by Clarence Abiodun peters ( Clarence peters Montage).

Above is some photos behind the scene

Photos by: KREATIVE MINDZ COMPANY

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

FACEBOOK CEO MARK ZUCKERBERG'S FACEBOOK PAGE GOT HACKED

A Palestinian researcher posted a message on Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's page last week after he says the site's security team didn't take his warnings about a security flaw seriously. "First, sorry for breaking your privacy and posting on your wall," wrote Khalil Shreateh. "I have no other choice to make after all the reports I sent to (the) Facebook team." Shreateh, who describes himself as an unemployed security researcher with a degree in information systems, said he found a hole in
Facebook's systems that let him post to any user's page, including users not on his Friends list. Such an exploit would be a virtual gold mine for spammers, scam artists and others seeking to take advantage of the site's roughly 1 billion users worldwide. On his blog, Shreateh posted a series of e- mails he said were exchanged between him and Facebook security. After the first one, a Facebook employee responded that the link he attached was bad.
Shreateh had included a post -- an Enrique Iglesias video -- he says he posted on the page of a woman who went to college with Zuckerberg. He speculated that Facebook's
security team couldn't see it because they weren't on her Friends list. Somebody buy Mark Zuckerberg some clothes
Facebook responded to his second message to say theissue he was reporting was not a bug. His response: "ok that means I have no choice other than report this to mark himself on facebook."

LITTLE MIX STAR PERRIE EDWARDS FLAUNTS DIAMOND RING.

Perrie Edwards fuelled speculation she is engaged to boyfriend Zayn Malik after she turned up to the world premiere of One Direction: This Is Us wearing a ring on her engagement finger.
Although the couple posed up with their respective Little Mix and 1D bandmates at the London screening on Tuesday, all eyes were on the 20-year-old singer's new accessory.
The X Factor star was wearing a diamond ring on her left hand amidst a report in The Sun claiming Zayn, also 20, proposed to her over the weekend.

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

EMPTY-N - EVERY WHERE YOU GO.

An angry Nigerian over the weekend designed a new MTN logo due to the poor service encountered during the weekend. Abeg oo let's not be too harsh on MTN because it is not easy to take care of almost 100 million subscribers

ASUU LED BY ITS PRESIDENT NASIRU FAGGE AND FG MEETING ENDED AT DEADLOCK.

No agreement was reached at the meeting. The Monday meeting between striking university lecturers and the federal government ended without a resolution of the
crisis. The meeting, which held at the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, was attended by the Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala; Minister of Labour, Emeka Nwogwu; Minister of Education, Rukayyatu Rufai; and the Benue State Governor and head of the government's delegation,Gabriel Suswam. The lecturers' union, ASUU, was led by the President of the union, Nasiru Fagge. The meeting lasted for over four hours (from 3:p.m. to about 7:15p.m)

AN UPDATE ON KOBE BRYANT's TORN ACHILLES TENDON

From the minute Kobe Bryant tore his Achilles tendon in mid-April, the details of his recovery have been deemed newsworthy, from the course of his rehabilitation to his adjusted plans for the future. For the most part, we've had to trust Bryant's tales of recovery at his word, because fans typically don't get to watch players train for days on
end (and, if they did, they would probably get bored quickly). In this case, it helps that Kobe has proven his willingness and ability to battle through injuries at any cost. Luckily, we now have an image of Kobe's progress, albeit one that doesn't tell us exactly how close he is to returning to in-game action. On Monday, Bryant posted a video of himself running on an anti-gravity to his
Instagram account. Given the machine and length of the video, it's tough to know exactly how much weight Kobe is putting on his legs, how quickly he can accelerate, and what sort of strain this activity puts on his body.However, it's definitely progress. The problem is that we can't actually project anything from this video — as ever, Kobe will be ready when he's ready. A clip like this one
doesn't contain much information, but it should give basketball fans a bit of an emotional lift. At least we know the man can move again.

A ONE HOUR CNN DOCUMENTARY ON PRINCE WILLIAM'S PASSION: New Hope,New father to air Sept 15

The second in line to the British throne has described his joy at introducing his son to the world on the steps of a London hospital last month — and about his nerves over fitting the car seat securely into the Land Rover before
driving off. As for the nearly 1-month-old baby, William referred to him as "a little bit of a rascal" who he said reminded him of his younger brother, Prince Harry. Striking a slightly exasperated tone familiar to many new fathers, he said he wished Prince George would settle down a little. "At the moment, the only legacy I want to pass on to him is to sleep more and maybe not have to change his nappy so many times." The interview is part of a one-hour CNN documentary, "Prince William's Passion: New Hope, New Father," due to air on Sept. 15

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

BLACKBERRY Z30 LEAKED IN LIVE PICTURES

BlackBerry Z30 has already leaked in live pictures, we learned its specs and we even saw it star in a six-minute video. It's supposed to be Z10's bigger sibling with a 5.0" OLED 720p display, but to keep the same internals.

Latest piece of info comes from the Wireless Power Consortium, where the BlackBerry Z30 is listed as a Qi wireless charging compatible device.

We don't know yet if you'll need an additional accessory cover (like the Lumia smartphones), or the feature will be available out of the box. We guess we'll have to wait for the official announcement.

BlackBerry is having some trouble lately and is seeking for alternatives and considers a potential buyer. Let's hope this won't impact the development of the rumored BlackBerry Z30 and BlackBerry Z15 QWERTY/touch hybrid.

MTN WEB SELF SERVICE (WSS)

This is a web-based self service solution that will allow you MyCustomer® request for specific services online at your own convenience without requiring an interaction with an MTN Customer Care Representative and have these services delivered on time.

The WSS offers 24hrs support and immediate access to information. You can also check the status of your requests and be informed when the service is completed.

The WSS is available and free to all and will be accessed using your MTN Security Number.


Tuesday, 13 August 2013

FG CAN'T MEET ASUU DEMANDS: DR. Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala

Nigeria's Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has expressed her pessimism that the current strike action embarked on by the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, might not be called off soon, as the
federal government does not have enough to meet the union's demands. Okonjo-Iweala was speaking today in Minna at the annual National Council on Finance and Economic Development meeting, with the theme "Restructuring Nigeria's Finances", where she revealed that the University lecturers were demanding N92billion in extra allowances. She made it clear that the FG cannot meet up with the stated amount, as it is trying to reduce the structure of public expenditure. She said: "At present ASUU wants the government to pay N92 billion in extra
allowances when resources are not there and when we are working to integrate past increases in pensions. We need to make choices in this country as we are getting to the stage where recurrent expenditures take the bulk of our resources and people get paid but can do no work. Okonjo-Iweala also argued that if these demands are met, and "we continue to pay them salaries and allowances, we will not be able to provide infrastructure in the universities."
How long is this strike going to last?? Only time will tell.

#BBATHECHASE : BEVERLY OSU HAS MADE HISTORY

Nigeria's own model, Beverly Osu, has made history by being the first Big Brother Africa contestant that has not been nominated for eviction since the inception of the television series in 2003.

Though critised and condemned by many Nigerians, the lingerie model and video vixen seems to be in the good books of the other housemates who have not for once put her up for eviction.

Beverly, who has been the head of house twice, hasn't had any need to save herself. The final nominations just took place and despite the scandalous videos circulated about her and Angelo, Beverly and Melvin, Nigeria's female contestant has managed to scale through to the finals.

The top seven contestants in the house are, Beverly, Melvin, Angelo, Cleo, Dilish, Bimp and Elikem. Who will  make it to the top five and who will eventually take the coveted $300,000 home?

CALIFORNIA BILLIONAIRE, ELON MUSK UNVEILS FUTURISTIC 'HYPERLOOP' TRANSPORT.

California billionaire Elon Musk took the wraps off his vision of a futuristic "Hyperloop" transport system on Monday, proposing to build a solar- powered network of crash-proof capsules that would whisk people from San Francisco to LosAngeles in half an hour. In a blog post, Musk, the chief executive of electric car maker Tesla Motors described in detail a system that, if successful, would do nothing short of revolutionizing intercity transportation. But first the plan would have to overcome questions about its safety and financing. The Hyperloop, which Musk previously described as a cross between a Concorde, rail gun and air-hockey table, would cost an estimated $6 billion to build and construction would take 7 to 10 years. Eventually, according to the plan, it would jettison more than 7 million people a year along one of the U.S. West Coast's busiest traffic corridors. As many as 28 passengers could ride in each pod and the system could even transport vehicles, according to the 57-page design plan. Musk, who in the past has hinted at the hopes of building such a system, proposed the Hyperloop as an alternative to a $68 billion high-speed rail project that's a major priority of California Governor Jerry Brown. It would be safer, faster, less expensive and more convenient, Musk said in the blog post. But not everyone is convinced the project is a good idea. Jim Powell, a co-inventor of the bullet train and director of Maglev 2000, which develops high-speed transport systems using magnetic levitation, said the system would be highly vulnerable to a terrorist attack or accident. "The biggest overall problem is the idea of the low pressure tube from a terrorist standpoint," he told Reuters after taking an initial look at Musk's specifications. "All a terrorist driving along the highway has to do is pull over, toss a net of explosives at it, and then everyone in the tube dies," he said. Musk said that since the tube will be low- but not zero-pressure, standard air pumps could easily overcome an air leak.

T.A ORJI's ADMINISTRATION EXPOSED (part2)

Continued from last weeks post , check through this link
http://lifesgists.blogspot.com/2013/08/ta-orjis-administration-exposed.html?m=1

He also lamented what he referred to as the mother of all deceptions during the time of questions and answers by the moderator who he accused of being bias. According to him, passive members of the public were tactically schemed out of participation. Rather some obnoxious paid
praise singers who were strategically positioned in the auditorium were selected. "Instead of questions, what we saw to our bewilderment were eulogies and commendations for the Governor. Your Excellency sir, we want to know
if it is your money you are using to do all these wonders. You have done excellently well; we have not seen this type of Governor before. A lot have been done in the rural communities. We appreciate you, thank you sir. Can you imagine such ignorance? There is absolutely nothing to
show for his six years administration in the urban areas and some people were repulsively talking about development in the rural communities" he concluded disappointingly. He blamed the deceit on the Good Governance team, for their lack of efforts to ascertaining the actual level of development at least by
visiting some of the rural communities. He maintained that the state is at the verge of collapsing if nothing is done urgently. He wondered why a Governor who should be an
epitome of integrity would resort to deception and cheap lies. According to him, that was not the first time the Governor would display such deceptive trait. He recalled how Governor T.A Orji publicly lied to the Governor of Sokoto state, Aliyu Wamakko during his visit to Abia
state before the very eyes of the media. His words, "Chief T.A Orji took Governor Wamakko of Sokoto state to Bende road just in front of Abia tower off Aba road and publicly told him that his administration has transformed
the major road from single carriage to dual carriage road up to Arochukwu whereas, the dual carriage stopped at Isieke Ibeku primary school less than 10 kilometers from the tower. The most worrisome aspect of it all is that it was done before the very eyes of journalists who
incidentally are also residents here. They know the truth but choose to report lies to the public who they ought to be their trustees. They keep snapping and placing Secretariat road on the pages of newspapers as if it's the only road we have in Abia state. Try to visit our public
schools, you will feel sorry for the teachers and students" he said regrettably. To authenticate the verity of these claims, our correspondent drove through the road and found out that the dual carriage actually stopped at
Isieke Ibeku primary school and not to Arochukwu as the Governor allegedly claimed. In fact majority of motorists and tricycle riders, who ply the road often, told our correspondent that the road from that point to Bende and
other nearby villages is very deplorable and constitutes a death trap to users. A visit to several public secondary and primary schools within the 17 local government areas of the state also shows that the Education sector in
Abia state is obviously in comatose contrary to the Governor's speech on democracy day. Almost all the school buildings in the state are virtually dilapidated with leaky roofs, broken furniture, doors and windows; some completely abandoned, with heaps of refuse, human excreta and over grown grasses a common sight. There is
a complete absence of modern communication technology such as, computers which is today institutionalized by the educational system. No modern black boards and clean toilets, no functional science laboratory, library, sports
development equipment and technical workshop for the technical colleges. A situation some teachers in the state described as pitiable. A teacher in Holy Ghost Technical College Umuahia (one of the schools, Abia state government recently handed over to the churches) who asked the School Senior Prefect to take our correspondent round the school premises decried the state of education in Abia state and wondered why the state government has decided to toy with the future of the state. Her words, "you can see for yourself the state
of the school government said they returned to the original owners. If you had come here some few months back you will feel sorry for this state. Our principal, the Reverend Father has done much in terms of renovation still, it seem as if nothing has been done. How can a
responsible government say they have handed over a school with all these dilapidated buildings to a church without a takeoff grant"? She asked angrily. According to her, the only responsibility the state government reluctantly accepted is the payment of teachers' salaries for a period of time, while the churches take the
responsibility of the day-to-day running the schools.
She also lamented the disdainful manner teachers in the state are being treated by the state government. She insisted that teachers in the state are not motivated at all; accusing the state government of making life unbearable for them by their constant renege from promises. She cited the delay by the state government to implementing the 27 per cent teacher's salary scale and pro rata recently introduced by the state government to buttress her point. Her words, "the Governor promised to implement
the teacher's salary scale in 2010 and nothing was done until we were forced to embark on an industrial action. Truce was later brokered when he promised to implement it onSeptember, 2011 and the strike was called off. But once again he reneged and moved it to 2012 with a promise that the arrears will be paid together. It was the threat of industrial action by Nigerian Labour Congress and Nigerian Union of Teachers that forced him to pay March and April 2013 salaries in line with the TSS which is even a stipend. For the past four years now, leave allowances, which is the 10 per cent of our annual salaries have not been given to us. Yet the Governor introduced pro rata to ensure that what is given to teachers is tactically taken back. As at July, May salaries have not
been paid and somebody is talking about pro rata". She said frustratingly. To be continued next week. Log on http://lifesgists.blogspot.com.

Sunday, 11 August 2013

DAVID MOYES LEADS MANCHESTER UNITED TO VICTORY.

Manchester united coach, David Moyes led manchester united to victory sunday after noon as he lifted his first ever silver ware . The community shield match which took place at Wembley saw premiership champions manchester United lock horns with FA cup champions wigan Athletic. The match took place sunday afternoon, Manchester united striker Robin van persie scored a brace to fire united to victory, the match ended 2-0 in the favour of Man utd. This is the first silverware David Moyes is lifting as a coach.

SOME MEN RAPE THEIR WIVES - Apostle Adenuga.

General Overseer of Faith Revival Apostolic Church, Egbeda, Lagos Apostle Paul Taiwo Adenuga does not
mince words. He says it according to his conviction. Take this from him: "There is a message I can regard as my favourite, it is titled: "Holy Raping". You see today, some men including those who profess Christianity harass their wives sèxually. It is not supposed to be like that. The gospel we are preaching is the gospel of peace. Any gospel that cannot bring peace into the family is not of God. Some men have turned their holy matrimony to holy rÇ¡ping. I am referring to a situation where a man insists on having sèx with his wife whether the woman is sick or
in pains. It is wickedness to force your spouse to sleep with you against her will. Some men may defend such action, saying after all they did not go out to fornicate. But it is ràpe. "Forcing your wife to sleep with you is unholy even though you are in holy matrimony. I am putting my views on this issue together in book form
because God must use someone to correct our fathers' mistakes. Past generations have faced this problem and the present generation is still facing it. But everybody just kept quiet; everybody is enduring it. Women cannot go to their parents to report that. "In this manner, some married women are practicing holy prostitution. Such women will tell their husbands if you don't give me money to buy certain clothes, bags, shoes or whatever, I will not allow you to sleep with me. It is wrong. All these should stop." Indeed, Apostle Adenuga, who is also President, Apostle Paul Gospel Outreach preaches the word of God with uncommon passion. Like an old time prophet, his messages are not diluted. At a time some of his colleagues are harping on prosperity, the indigene of Ago-Iwoye in Ijebu North Local Government Area, Ogun State maintains that salvation is the most crucial thing. He attributed the nation's unhealthy moral temperature to greed and lack of fear of God