Saturday 20 December 2014

AFRICAN PROVERBS

Funny African proverbs:
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina
(Zimbabwe).
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward
(Cameroon).
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles (Guinea).
4. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have the
same problem (Ethiopia).
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never u tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not
know her source of fresh air (NIGERIA).
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.
7. If the alarm of china phone cannot wake you,
forget it, you are dead.[Lagos]
8. The only woman who know where her man is
every night is a widow. [ukwa]