Thursday 23 May 2013

What a 2050 church will look like

CHURCH SERVICE IN THE SOME CHURCHES IN LAS GIDI.
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah.
PASTOR: Can we please turn our
iPad/ tablet PC bibles to 1Cor.13:13. ...
MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13. Now these
three things abide -
PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is
your
tablet, please?. MEMBER: Eh - Galaxy tablet,
Pastor.
PASTOR: Oh i need someone to
read
KJV on a Toshiba Thrive/iPad 10
Yes, my dear sister Agatha [Agatha reads]
............... .............. ...
[After sermon]
PASTOR: We shall take our tithes
and
offerings. [Ushers direct the moving queue
of
members towards ATM machines
and
tellers with laptops where they
make payments with ATM cards
withdrawals
and Master cards.
[Announcement]
SECRETARY: This week's meetings
shall be held on the various Facebook
group, pages where the usual
group
chatting takes place.
Please don't miss out.
Thursday's bible study will be held live
on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.
Please don't miss out. You can
follow
the Pastor on Twitter this
weekend for counselling & prayers.
God bless you all & have a
wonderful
week.
[After benediction, members
begin to post on their Facebook & nairaland walls
about the
service and others comment on
them.
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